Wazzzzup niggaz!! This is a rap I wrote!! I hope you like it!! Take care dawgs!!!!

It wasn’t me

 

Intro:

You ever feel weird

That you’re someone else

You shouldn’t be

The more you think about it

The more you become IT

And then one day you wake up

Look in the mirror

And just say: hey wassup

Cuz it isn’t you, you look meaner

Don’t you?

Well, that happens to me too

Hey wait a minute!

What the fuck’s wrong with you!

Haha

 

1^st verse:

 Oh my God! I think I’m a monster

Am I red or what?

Damn I think I’m a lobster!

(No you don’t Allan)

Who the fuck is it?

Is it u papa?

Shit I think I’m goin’ crazy

You heard what I just heard?(Uh uh)

Then what the fuck baby?

Sometimes I feel like it’s not me

And the mirror talks back

Who can it be?

I try not to

But something inside me wants

To control too, moms

Please tell me I’m OK

(You’re OK darling)

Thanks that’s all I wanted you say

But hey then why am I writin’ this?

I dunno know, but I swear homies

It wasn’t me! It was NG!

Chorus:

Shit! Is it OK to say

That I’m not the same than yesterday

Well, it’s not my fault

I dunno what happened

I must be dope

But don’t be so mad

Try to understand

If I ever do something bad

Just remember

It wasn’t me! It was NG! 2x

 

2^nd verse:

Yo Allan! Thanks for the introduction

But you sound as if it was a deformation

(Yes it was!)

Don’t be so exaggerated

I think it was a transformation

A level 10 I rate it, haha

But hey you ruined it!

I was about to say my name

Now everybody knows it

Anyways fuck it! Listen to what I say

Cuz this will make your day

I know you’re a fuckin’ faggot

That’s why I’m here

You prefer the ballot

But my gun is always near

So don’t be afraid of me

Or any motherfuckin’ shit you hear

Just be who you must be

Cuz I’ll be always here

To beat anyone homie

(Oh my God I’mma cry)

You cryin’?

Oh shit! People don’t mind him

Better just stay with me

You do remember me, right?

Cuz it wasn’t him

It was No Gravity tonight!

 Chorus

3^rd verse:

You see what I was talkin’ about?

He’s invading me

I can’t get him out

Oh c’mon don’t be a sissy

You know you can’t live without meme

Haha you see? I’m always laughing

But also, you’re always grabbing

Your balls and walking

As if there wasn’t anyone else, talking

About shit and cursing all my friends

Haha I don’t do that, well maybe

But not always, besides I don’t wear Old Navy

Yeah, but at least my pants

Don’t mop the ground

Everytime you walk with the sweater

At your hands

That’s call style Allan!

That’s why chicks don’t like you

Brain isn’t all you need

I must remind you

Shut the fuck up NG!

People despite you

Cuz you’re always rude

Chicks don’t even like you

And they do like me

Cuz at least I know

How much is 3 times 3!

Haha I win!

(Hey Allan, who are you talkin’ to?

Nobody moms! I’m fine

Leave us alone, bitch!

Allan! Come here right now!

Go away! Ouch! Oh my God!

I’m bleeding! Oh I’m sorry moms!

I swear it wasn’t me! It was NG!)